On the way home from Sowerby when my travelling companion had fallen asleep I began to here the voices of the little people (Kendall and Steve) echoing through whats left of my mind. Anyway, I quickly dismissed what they were saying as absolute gibberish. Unfortunately, whilst I was momentarily distracted I noticed the face of Christ in my windshield. I say unfortunately and in as I quickly realised that it wasn't just a vision but that the he had chosen this moment for the second coming. Bit daft to choose the fast lane of the M1 on a Sunday night if you ask me but there ya go. I have to question the meaning of omnipotence. Obviously it all adds up to the fact that the little people are culpable in the RTA.
ps - I am bored at the moment
South by South West (or The Coming of the Messiah) - It's the little people I tell you!
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People who claim they have seen/spoken to God/aliens often find themselves locked up for indefinate periods. Or in the case of Joan of Arc, burnt at the stake!
I would hate to have to be the one to light the match. But I will volunteer to put you out of your misery when the time comes (and it is getting closer every moment). ???
I would hate to have to be the one to light the match. But I will volunteer to put you out of your misery when the time comes (and it is getting closer every moment). ???
As you recall I paddled the whole of last season in an Arc, so I'm off down the solicitors to formally change my name to Joan (it's the name I go by in the off-season anyway.) I wonder what the reaction will be when I walk in dressed in 15th century French armour claiming to be a peasant virgin who can see and touch Saints.