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I'm thinking a tube decreasing in bore leading from a hole under/in the seat out through the stern. This would increase the pressure of any fluid or gas passing through the bore. Obviously the other end would have to be inserted in to a source to make best use of natural material available.
Performance could be enhanced by having a curry the night before.
All the discussion over divisions could be alleviated but just renaming Div numbers by names of curry potency i.e. Madras Division.
This would push people to go faster as who would want to be following in the wake of other paddlers curry effluent.
Obviously this is my subject as I'm full of effluent.
Don't tell the EA but I doubt it would be worse than some of the effluent that's already in the waterways.
I've gotta go now or the General will accuse me of having nothing better to do
Performance could be enhanced by having a curry the night before.
All the discussion over divisions could be alleviated but just renaming Div numbers by names of curry potency i.e. Madras Division.
This would push people to go faster as who would want to be following in the wake of other paddlers curry effluent.
Obviously this is my subject as I'm full of effluent.
Don't tell the EA but I doubt it would be worse than some of the effluent that's already in the waterways.
I've gotta go now or the General will accuse me of having nothing better to do
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Sorry chaps, but rule 7.1.6 says 'Kayaks are decked boats which must be propelled by double bladed paddles....Candian canoes are decked botas which must be propelled by single bladed paddles...'
So no jet propulsion or paddle wheels, or beavers offering help in moving the boat.
So no jet propulsion or paddle wheels, or beavers offering help in moving the boat.
All spelling errors are intentional and are there to show new and improved ways of spelling old words. Grammatical errors are due to too many English classes/teachers.
Old. Fat. Slow. Bad tempered. And those are my good points
Old. Fat. Slow. Bad tempered. And those are my good points
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SO someone was trying to user beaver tails for propulsion. But then I remmber the beaver tailed boat produced by Ian Freestone (I even owned one) perhaps I was missing something is that why he was faster than me?
But then how many are old enough to remember these or him?
Enough of the sensible stuff - oh no it was a kayakm so by definition NOT sensible
Nothing in the rules about wearing away the poles, but the organisers might not be impressed
couple of 'claw' holds on the hull would allow the beaver to use its tail for added speed, with no-one supecting a thing...
I wonder if some of the prem paddlers are using this ploy already...
SO someone was trying to user beaver tails for propulsion. But then I remmber the beaver tailed boat produced by Ian Freestone (I even owned one) perhaps I was missing something is that why he was faster than me?
But then how many are old enough to remember these or him?
Enough of the sensible stuff - oh no it was a kayakm so by definition NOT sensible
Nothing in the rules about wearing away the poles, but the organisers might not be impressed
All spelling errors are intentional and are there to show new and improved ways of spelling old words. Grammatical errors are due to too many English classes/teachers.
Old. Fat. Slow. Bad tempered. And those are my good points
Old. Fat. Slow. Bad tempered. And those are my good points
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Surely all you need is a member of the RSPB (Royal Society for the Paddlification of Beavers)
All spelling errors are intentional and are there to show new and improved ways of spelling old words. Grammatical errors are due to too many English classes/teachers.
Old. Fat. Slow. Bad tempered. And those are my good points
Old. Fat. Slow. Bad tempered. And those are my good points
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Surely we should be looking to get the same kayak paddles as Chuck in Dead Rising 2:
http://deadrising-2.com/gb
Or at least lend a pair to the early starters then follow on down....
???
http://deadrising-2.com/gb
Or at least lend a pair to the early starters then follow on down....
???