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by kendall chew
Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:18 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Strategy - What do you want covered?
Replies: 49
Views: 31311

We are looking at our own "chicken and egg". The sport needs more coaches to accommodate the increase in paddlers which we anticipate will turn up once 2012 has kicked off. If we increase coaching levels to slightly above the demand we get over the next two years then we have a buffer to accommodat...
by kendall chew
Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:37 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Strategy - What do you want covered?
Replies: 49
Views: 31311

Just a thought; fresh participants to the realm of paddle sport may be harder than converts from other disciplines such as Polo or Playboating. If we want to increase participation might it not be worth converting the already interested before we reach outside the paddle community? They will at lea...
by kendall chew
Mon Dec 13, 2010 9:28 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: foam footrests
Replies: 10
Views: 7013

James,
Try using unibond contact adhesive - the non environmentally friendly stuff. It worked for my boat.
by kendall chew
Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:01 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: For Discussion: Motion 5.7 - Reinstatement of Shepperton Div 1/2
Replies: 14
Views: 7923

[quote="Nicky"][/quote] As Nicky points out; the quick will be quick and the slow will be slow, no matter what the water level. As a Div 2 paddler I am not going to worry a Div one Ace, we are simply paddling on the same stretch of river. If I find it a bit twitchy well, ok but the higher division w...
by kendall chew
Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:49 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: Winter Slaloms - Are there any
Replies: 10
Views: 6628

Herr General,

You need to attend more S&S events, then you get more mugs and can redecorate your kitchen. I do it every year
by kendall chew
Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:10 pm
Forum: Events
Topic: Winter Slaloms - Are there any
Replies: 10
Views: 6628

Mugs? Hurrah!
by kendall chew
Mon Oct 18, 2010 8:17 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Multi Purpose
Replies: 5
Views: 27840

I understand that The " Golden Arches" are using multipurpose compost and onion in the latest Veggiburger. Is this true?
by kendall chew
Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:24 pm
Forum: Muppet Show
Topic: Multi Purpose
Replies: 5
Views: 27840

I find it makes a handy filler for breakfast cereal. Or you could try adding raisins and a silver sixpence at Christmas, this has always been a real winner in our household. Covering oneself in Treacle then rolling in compost makes good camouflage in the Autumn when hunting Bears. When mixed with L...
by kendall chew
Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:19 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Something in the water !! - rants and raves
Replies: 11
Views: 6200

your cell or mine ?
by kendall chew
Thu Oct 14, 2010 6:43 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Something in the water !! - rants and raves
Replies: 11
Views: 6200

Rutherford never had problems like this. I thought that the golsticks in my firstaid kit were to be ingested in an emergency so that the nice man in the helicopter could see me at night, or when I was hiding in dark places ( like my mind). My latest invention is a cell 'phone. I call it the Raspber...
by kendall chew
Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:15 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Something in the water !! - rants and raves
Replies: 11
Views: 6200

Did I mention the self replicating dayglo scorpions?
by kendall chew
Wed Oct 13, 2010 9:19 am
Forum: Events
Topic: Llandysul - chocalate and peanuts
Replies: 7
Views: 5060

Sorry to sound so naiive but, is it too late to change this. I have not made myself aware of the process or time scale for competition venue acceptance - why can it not be altered?
by kendall chew
Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:10 am
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Something in the water !! - rants and raves
Replies: 11
Views: 6200

On Saturday night I had a dream. I had managed to genetically modefy a commonal garden frog. I changed its colour to purple and made it velcro. The only problem is that I can only think of two commercial uses for them, that being to be used as an accoutrement for ladies fluffy pullovers, the other ...
by kendall chew
Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:19 pm
Forum: For Sale
Topic: Old boats for sale - C2, C1, K1
Replies: 5
Views: 4496

Beers all round then - thank you.
by kendall chew
Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:17 pm
Forum: Rants and Raves
Topic: Pomotion
Replies: 33
Views: 17547

Well you are a funny chap. Whenever I travel by boat I always find a Bison in my cabin. Next time you take a boat trip look for the bison. It is usually found next to the bottled water and hand towels.

Quite extraodinary, Chap must travel third class with the hoy poloy I suppose.